need some glass cut?

seriously dude, my nips are frozen. it's not funny.

i have been in and out all day long. i'm now sitting, work done, in my comfy chair with my feet up watchin' tv. boycotting the whole golden globes thing. oh the gg's? on tonight? : : yawn : :

so it's cold outside. talk of the town.

i enjoy watching news coverage of cars that go sliding. say to yourself in your best fargo impersonation, "oh! they're we go sli-den" when watching, and sing the blue danube to yourself. it's a hoot!

i love being able to watch america's funniest non stop. people are idiots. and we get to watch. it's all so elizabethan, what with the head chopping and what not.

oh. what. no head chopping. still good tele.

i feel very literate sitting, typing and watching tv. carrie bradshaw with out the clothes budget.

did i mention i got to use the word microcosm in a sentence last week. i was so incredibly impressed with myself. i mean comm'on. it was microcosm. it was all very stephen hawking type of genius use of the word. well, without the drooling.

26, day one. and counting.