and don't you forget it.
::pours himself a cup of coffee and a shot of vodka and sits down::
so... ... ... how are you?
really. that bad. your mother? with the butler? AND col. mustard!
horrid.
on to happier topics. take me for instance. no really, feel free, i'm that kind of slutty.
so life is good. i'm 25 now. and not much has changed. well except for the addition of a deaf and blind white australian shepard mix who's now 14 weeks old and named Marshmallow, or Mela, for short. get it.
she bumps into things. shakes it off and walks off. she hits everything. chairs, walls, doors, furntire, sinks... it's really quite hilarious.
but shes a trooper.
oh and i've started ebaying. i'm an ebay whore. but hey it's fun and i'm pretty good at it. i'll plug it more later. for now...
25 and in a month a 2 year anniversary. damn, i started this in 2004... you should check out some of those old posts, the first ones, they're a trip. i'm a damn good writer.
i am doing well.
i hate bitches. seriously, all kinds too. i don't discriminate. i hate all 'dem bitches.
santi is probably shocked that i posted.
yea well fuck you too bitch.
did i tell you about the time he recorded over my gilmore girls with survivor and the o.c. ... i gagged so hard... oh excuse ... gotta gag ... oh shit that's where that dildo went.
and brianna is a story whore for her newspaper. work it girl. work it. i say strike if they don't up the anty. hehe ... i finaly got to say anty.
do you find me funny? do i make you, perhaps, randy?
hi randy i'm jaime.
and i'll try to post more often.
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