and don't you forget it.
::pours himself a cup of coffee and a shot of vodka and sits down::
so... ... ... how are you?
really. that bad. your mother? with the butler? AND col. mustard!
horrid.
on to happier topics. take me for instance. no really, feel free, i'm that kind of slutty.
so life is good. i'm 25 now. and not much has changed. well except for the addition of a deaf and blind white australian shepard mix who's now 14 weeks old and named Marshmallow, or Mela, for short. get it.
she bumps into things. shakes it off and walks off. she hits everything. chairs, walls, doors, furntire, sinks... it's really quite hilarious.
but shes a trooper.
oh and i've started ebaying. i'm an ebay whore. but hey it's fun and i'm pretty good at it. i'll plug it more later. for now...
25 and in a month a 2 year anniversary. damn, i started this in 2004... you should check out some of those old posts, the first ones, they're a trip. i'm a damn good writer.
i am doing well.
i hate bitches. seriously, all kinds too. i don't discriminate. i hate all 'dem bitches.
santi is probably shocked that i posted.
yea well fuck you too bitch.
did i tell you about the time he recorded over my gilmore girls with survivor and the o.c. ... i gagged so hard... oh excuse ... gotta gag ... oh shit that's where that dildo went.
and brianna is a story whore for her newspaper. work it girl. work it. i say strike if they don't up the anty. hehe ... i finaly got to say anty.
do you find me funny? do i make you, perhaps, randy?
hi randy i'm jaime.
and i'll try to post more often.
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ok for real gurl:
One of your best poems EVER! and TRUST me you know I've read all of your shit.
~Santi
P.S. Check your spelling, BIATCH!
Also I want to share a line with you(not that kind of line WOMAN!)
and here it goes(just a taste of whats brewing):
My mind
has sadly become,
a sest(sp) pool of,
Fallin Dreams
and worthless
asperations(sp)
controlled by myself...
its good to check ur blog and have a surprise post. good to hear all is well. t/c punk
:)
While we're watching the Academy's this Sunday...I know it's reeeeeally the drama in Santi's asshole we're waiting to hear what Kojo has to comment on.
Cause, ya know...yeah, he's been there too.
PS- I miss you. Loving your blog....PHH.
Kisses.
ok wow. santi if you see this i don't know who that is commenting about your hole. you might wanna find out.
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