ok. so the other night i sign on to aol to check the ol' mailbox and lo and behold "what does your drink say about you?" who could resist?
for those who don't know me, i take it gin, up, bruised and dirty, three olives, on the side. put them IN my drink and it goes back. and god save your soul if you give me the itty bitty olives that are basically the retarded, red headed step child of the olive world. so there i go looking for martini's and lo and behold:
Men: This guy could go either way. If he sticks with tradition and goes for gin or vodka, he knows how to play the game. Three olives is his preference, but beware if he orders it extra dirty since that can only mean trouble ahead. If he breaks from tradition and orders a Cosmo, then he is a free spirit. His tastes may not be up to par with Mr. Olives, but he can take you on an adventure that most girls only dream of.
so apparently i'm bi (read: this guy could go either way)(thank god! that explains my facination with straight porn), i play games, and i'm big trouble.
could i get this on a bumper sticker?
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can't help but laugh...but then again you always made me laugh. Haven't talked to you in over two years, well since that day I drove away in the black suv. Glad you are still the same. However me...not so much.
I will never forget...
ok i give. who's this. (i have my suspicions)
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