uh, i'll have the extra crispy

now. we all know the boy scouts are just a bunch of closet homo's going out in the middle of the woods for some good ol' sewing, camping and other extra curricular activities (read: circle jerks, awkward cock fondling and statutory rape) and we all know they be crazy with their "we'll wear precious little ascots, but no gays allowed" rules, but this is just over the line...

The Boy Scouts of America vowed to continue their Jamboree despite the death of four adult Scout leaders in an electrical accident while setting up camp on the opening day

dick: "so harry, what you doing tonight"
harry: "oh, just going to the boyscout jamboree"
dick: "didn't you just lose all four of your scout leaders/mentors yesterday?"
harry: "yea, but who cares about emotional scarring or the fact four people died last night, when i could be swimming naked with that nifty steven, and taking it all night long from a rough trick named jeb, who also happens to be my scout leader and uncle."

hello?!