you want a slicker?

if you were in the know, you'd totally think the title was funny.

anyways...

randomness

-two days of sun in austin. and both days i've been indoors. woo.

-i've been working alone all day, and i'm pretty sure i'll be doing the same manana. booooooored.

-santi hasn't posted in days. and he thought i became unavailable when i got married. my my my now aren't the high heels on the other foot.

-i have more pictures of new york. mainly like 20 of me in the empire state building. they are forthcoming.

-brianna darling, i'm sorry for not calling. i've been busy, and when not busy FUCKING LAZZZZZZZY.... come back to austin and whip my ass and shit.

-come on you know you want to.

-i love maggie gyllenhall. she was on "fresh air" on npr today. she's so amazing. if you haven't seen "happy endings" yet, you need to. you'll flip.

-the east side is so fucking ghetto. every 2 minutes another subwoofer drives by. wasn't the whole idea of the subwoofer to be all macho and shit? but now it's so homogenous it's like a car alarm, no one pays attention little dick.

-i'm so glad i wasn't born in with a little dick. i couldn't afford a pimped out ride to mask it.

-i love love love "brothers & sisters." if you saw last night's episode, was that "closeted" joke from calista not the best she has ever delivered in her entire career. her brother walks by and she puts her finger on her lips and is holding it back and you see the actual thought process of should i or shouldn't i and it was so well executed. i lauged my ass off.

now, if only she'd eat.